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		<title><![CDATA[Devotion]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home," she said.

"What an example of devotion," Dave replied. "I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1338890</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Without Bias]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Judge to the court, at the start of a case: "I have
to declare an interest in this case. Last week,
the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find
in his favor.

Two days later, I received $20,000
from the defendant to find in his favor.

I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-900165</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jars and Bottles]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.

"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she added, "Mommy ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-360444</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[What's in the Bag]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-360442</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sentimental Golfer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-360437</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trump Bails on "Meet the Press," Screwworm Raises Alarms & UFC Comes to White House | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4223526</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells Stared at Celebrities During Their Book of Mormon Performances]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4223525</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[John Lithgow Reminisces on Voicing Lord Farquaad in Shrek, Talks Harry Potter Dumbledore Casting]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4223524</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tom Hanks on Sitting Courtside at NBA Games, Reenacting Film Scene on Vacation & Toy Story 5]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4223523</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Penn & Teller Magically Put Jimmy's Broken Portrait Back Together | The Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4223522</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chew on This]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

When I was a kid, we had a Siberian husky named Sasha. My dad decided on
a Siberian husky because he wanted a dog that had blue eyes like he did.

Not that he's shallow or anything.

Sasha was a chewer. He wasn't just a dog toy chewer or bone ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4222579</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jokes vs. Law]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it'...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1338473</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Casserole]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before rushing to work, I prepared a casserole for that
evening's dinner and put it in the fridge. As I turned to
leave, I told my son to stick it in the oven when he got
home from school. "Make sure to put it in at 350," I said.

"Sorry, can't," ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899481</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Business Name]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of my friends started a company built around an
innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke
out about what to name the venture. "We have to call
it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.

Everyone thought the idea over...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899473</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Names]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his
newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because
it's a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-899471</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[End of the World Headlines]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD
ENDS

National Enquirer: JON AND KATE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-37914</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Johnny Knoxville on Kidnapping Brad Pitt, Having a Matching Perm with His Mom & Last Jackass Movie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222657</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["Lady Marmalade" | P!NK opens The 79th Annual Tony Awards]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222656</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ghosts of Christmas (and Halloween) Past]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222655</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nobody Breaks Celebrities Like Rowan Atkinson]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4222654</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/08/2026</pubDate>
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