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		<title><![CDATA[Chew on This]]></title>
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When I was a kid, we had a Siberian husky named Sasha. My dad decided on
a Siberian husky because he wanted a dog that had blue eyes like he did.

Not that he's shallow or anything.

Sasha was a chewer. He wasn't just a dog toy chewer or bone ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4222579</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jun/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Going in Circles]]></title>
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Given the choice between using a regular door and a revolving door, I
always choose the regular door. I've been that way since birth. OK,
maybe not birth -- I'm fairly certain there was no revolving door where
I made my way into the world. But ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4217071</link>
 
    <pubDate>Jun/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Feeling the Pressure]]></title>
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For a long time, I was a dedicated slow cooker fan, which worked well
when my kids were little and I could dump everything in the pot in the
morning and then pull it out ready to go at dinnertime. But once the
kids left the nest and I was just ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4211002</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The 'Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, But I'm Not Really Sick' Cold]]></title>
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When I woke up, I felt fine. However, by noon, one side of my nose was
stuffed up. And by dinnertime, I had a full-blown, eye-watering,
nose-dripping, knock-the-dog-over-with-my-sneezes head cold.

"Maybe it's allergies," said my husband as I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4201337</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All the Wrong Moves]]></title>
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I've had issues with my lower back in the past. It usually happens when
I'm doing something strenuous, like putting on my socks. Because of
this, I typically never know when it will strike. It's kind of like
knowing someone around the corner is ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4095841</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Move On Down the Road]]></title>
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I recently moved, and in case you didn't know, moving is No. 3 in the
top five most stressful things in your life. No. 2 is divorce, and No. 1
is death of a loved one. Having just moved, I can tell you with
certainty that No. 3 can often be the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4089123</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How's It Hanging?]]></title>
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OK, fellas, you may want to check out of this column.

I want to talk about bras. No, not the sexy,
what-woman-in-her-right-mind-would-wear-this-to-go-food-shopping bras.
I'm talking about the everyday, full-coverage,
gets-the-job-done-without-a...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4082800</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Music to Nobody's Ears]]></title>
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I winced as we sat in the audience of an experimental music concert
played by a string quartet. Calling it music was being generous. It was
more like the sound of a subway car screeching on the tracks, mixed with
nails on a chalkboard -- and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4076040</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/21/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Conversation With the Plumber's Assistant]]></title>
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Me: "Hi. This is Tracy Beckerman. I need to schedule a follow-up
appointment with the plumber."

Plumber's Assistant: "Hey, my sister's name is Tracy. That's so funny!
Do you spell it with an 'e' or no 'e'?"

Me: "Um, no 'e'."

PA: "My sister ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4068833</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/14/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Walk This Way]]></title>
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My husband and I had been circling the narrow cobblestone streets of a
small village in Spain for 15 minutes looking for parking, with no
success. Every spot was either "no parking" or "no standing" or some
other restriction we couldn't make out...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4062786</link>
 
    <pubDate>Apr/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Are You Calling My Bag Fat?]]></title>
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I'm not a great packer. I start out with the best intentions and before
I know it, I have packed for every possible occasion, including being
stranded on an iceberg and meeting the king of England. Since neither of
these two things has ever ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4056062</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/31/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[I Know an Old Coffee That Lived in a Shoe]]></title>
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Most couples have cute little endearing pet names for each other.
Sweetie. Honey. Schmoopy-Boopy-Snuggie-Woogems.

My husband also has an endearing name for me. He calls me "Two Sips."
This comes from my tendency to make myself a cup of coffee, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4051291</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Something Smells Fishy Here]]></title>
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We've had our fair share of goldfish. Most of them were won at local
fairs and carnivals, so I could understand if they may not have been the
healthiest fish in the world. However, I've had friends who've had pet
goldfish like mine that lasted ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4042687</link>
 
    <pubDate>Mar/17/2026</pubDate>
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